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Patrick Kelly




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PostPosted: Wed 01 Oct, 2003 2:00 pm    Post subject: I'm holding my Big Johnsson!         Reply with quote

I came home from work this afternoon and found BJ waiting on the front porch for me.



I wasn't happy about the carrier leaving it on the doorstep, but at least it arrived intact. I had requested that Albion ship BJ in one of their wooden Conan boxes. I didn't want to skimp on this particular sword.

Speaking of Albion, yesterday I recieved an e-mail from Mike Sigman stating that my sword had been sent to a customer in New Mexico by mistake. I immediately phoned Mike and he answered with a "gotcha". There's obviously a cruel heart lurking beneath that light hearted exterior Eek!
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PostPosted: Wed 01 Oct, 2003 2:32 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Congratulations again Patrick !

You certainly have the tops in medieval swords these days ...... I'm happy for ya !

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PostPosted: Wed 01 Oct, 2003 2:35 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

I'm sure you'll be writing an article about this sword including specs soon, but could you tell us how wide that sword blade is at the guard? It seems like it's significantly wider than 2 inches.

That was pretty cruel of Mike. If he'd done that to me concerning a sword like that, I would have had a few choice words for him. Big Grin
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PostPosted: Wed 01 Oct, 2003 3:34 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Roger Hooper wrote:
I'm sure you'll be writing an article about this sword including specs soon, but could you tell us how wide that sword blade is at the guard? It seems like it's significantly wider than 2 inches.

That was pretty cruel of Mike. If he'd done that to me concerning a sword like that, I would have had a few choice words for him. Big Grin


Hi Roger,

BJ's 2 & 5/16 inches wide at the hilt.
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PostPosted: Wed 01 Oct, 2003 4:34 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Wow Patrick! That is totally cool. And a real mans sword too. Cool Congratulations on another fantastic piece.
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PostPosted: Wed 01 Oct, 2003 4:40 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

LOL Patrick that sounds just like Mike Happy I talk with him everyday on instant messenger so I hear some stuff from him which is really funny. Congrats on the sword looks awesome.
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PostPosted: Wed 01 Oct, 2003 5:12 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Jay Barron wrote:
Wow Patrick! That is totally cool. And a real mans sword too. Cool Congratulations on another fantastic piece.


Thanks Jay. There's certainly nothing girly about this one Eek!
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PostPosted: Wed 01 Oct, 2003 5:14 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Eric Bergeron wrote:
LOL Patrick that sounds just like Mike Happy I talk with him everyday on instant messenger so I hear some stuff from him which is really funny. Congrats on the sword looks awesome.


Yeah, Mike's a good guy. He's one of Albions greatest assets.
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PostPosted: Wed 01 Oct, 2003 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm holding my Big Johnsson!         Reply with quote

Patrick Kelly wrote:


Speaking of Albion, yesterday I recieved an e-mail from Mike Sigman stating that my sword had been sent to a customer in New Mexico by mistake


Well, aside from the fact I'm not a customer, I could have lived with it shipping by mistake to somebody in New Mexico, as long as it was me. But I would have given it back, honest.... Big Grin

Great sword, Patrick.... Happy
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PostPosted: Thu 02 Oct, 2003 6:12 am    Post subject: Re: I'm holding my Big Johnsson!         Reply with quote

Patrick Kelly wrote:
Speaking of Albion, yesterday I recieved an e-mail from Mike Sigman stating that my sword had been sent to a customer in New Mexico by mistake. I immediately phoned Mike and he answered with a "gotcha". There's obviously a cruel heart lurking beneath that light hearted exterior Eek!



GOTCHA!!!! Razz I could not resist doing that. You should have heard the panic in his voice. I could not hold on to long before I had to let him know I was joking. Laughing Out Loud

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PostPosted: Thu 02 Oct, 2003 2:13 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm holding my Big Johnsson!         Reply with quote

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GOTCHA!!!! Razz I could not resist doing that. You should have heard the panic in his voice. I could not hold on to long before I had to let him know I was joking. Laughing Out Loud


Pretty brave, Mike. Personally, I'd never pick on a man with a big Johnsson. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu 02 Oct, 2003 5:44 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm holding my Big Johnsson!         Reply with quote

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Pretty brave, Mike. Personally, I'd never pick on a man with a big Johnsson. Wink


Only someone as sexy as Mikey can joke about my Big Johnsson Wink
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PostPosted: Fri 03 Oct, 2003 6:06 am    Post subject:         Reply with quote

I was able to hold and play with Patrick's Big Johnsson while he was here. Big Grin Swinging around his Johnsson was a lot of fun. I know Patrick is enjoying it. Eek! I bet this makes everyman jealous now!!!
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PostPosted: Fri 03 Oct, 2003 6:12 am    Post subject: Re: I'm holding my Big Johnsson!         Reply with quote

Jay Barron wrote:
Pretty brave, Mike. Personally, I'd never pick on a man with a big Johnsson. Wink


I have 6 Johnsson's downstairs right now so I do not feel that much in danger. Laughing Out Loud

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PostPosted: Fri 03 Oct, 2003 2:40 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

You know, this is one of those jokes that just never gets old. Big Grin
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PostPosted: Fri 03 Oct, 2003 2:56 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Jay Barron wrote:
You know, this is one of those jokes that just never gets old. Big Grin


You know Jay it is important to keep ones Johnsson going as long as possible Eek!
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PostPosted: Fri 03 Oct, 2003 3:18 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Patrick Kelly wrote:
Jay Barron wrote:
You know, this is one of those jokes that just never gets old. Big Grin


You know Jay it is important to keep ones Johnsson going as long as possible Eek!


I don't know whether Peter feels pleased about these innuendos about virility, or if he's embarrassed. Or if Craig Johnson is feeling jealous! Laughing Out Loud
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PostPosted: Fri 03 Oct, 2003 4:57 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Björn Hellqvist wrote:
I don't know whether Peter feels pleased about these innuendos about virility, or if he's embarrassed. Or if Craig Johnson is feeling jealous! Laughing Out Loud


Well, Peter's "Johnsson" is a little longer than Craig's "Johnson".

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Jason Dingledine wrote:
Björn Hellqvist wrote:
I don't know whether Peter feels pleased about these innuendos about virility, or if he's embarrassed. Or if Craig Johnson is feeling jealous! Laughing Out Loud


Well, Peter's "Johnsson" is a little longer than Craig's "Johnson".


Oy vey!

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PostPosted: Fri 03 Oct, 2003 9:40 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Jason Dingledine wrote:
Björn Hellqvist wrote:
I don't know whether Peter feels pleased about these innuendos about virility, or if he's embarrassed. Or if Craig Johnson is feeling jealous! Laughing Out Loud


Well, Peter's "Johnsson" is a little longer than Craig's "Johnson".



Oh, geez

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