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I'm holding my Big Johnsson!
I came home from work this afternoon and found BJ waiting on the front porch for me.

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I wasn't happy about the carrier leaving it on the doorstep, but at least it arrived intact. I had requested that Albion ship BJ in one of their wooden Conan boxes. I didn't want to skimp on this particular sword.

Speaking of Albion, yesterday I recieved an e-mail from Mike Sigman stating that my sword had been sent to a customer in New Mexico by mistake. I immediately phoned Mike and he answered with a "gotcha". There's obviously a cruel heart lurking beneath that light hearted exterior :eek:
Congratulations again Patrick !

You certainly have the tops in medieval swords these days ...... I'm happy for ya !

Stats .... we need stats ! ...... Oh yeah , pic's! .... We need lot's of pic's , too *g* Mac
I'm sure you'll be writing an article about this sword including specs soon, but could you tell us how wide that sword blade is at the guard? It seems like it's significantly wider than 2 inches.

That was pretty cruel of Mike. If he'd done that to me concerning a sword like that, I would have had a few choice words for him. :D
Roger Hooper wrote:
I'm sure you'll be writing an article about this sword including specs soon, but could you tell us how wide that sword blade is at the guard? It seems like it's significantly wider than 2 inches.

That was pretty cruel of Mike. If he'd done that to me concerning a sword like that, I would have had a few choice words for him. :D


Hi Roger,

BJ's 2 & 5/16 inches wide at the hilt.
Wow Patrick! That is totally cool. And a real mans sword too. :cool: Congratulations on another fantastic piece.
LOL Patrick that sounds just like Mike :) I talk with him everyday on instant messenger so I hear some stuff from him which is really funny. Congrats on the sword looks awesome.
Jay Barron wrote:
Wow Patrick! That is totally cool. And a real mans sword too. :cool: Congratulations on another fantastic piece.


Thanks Jay. There's certainly nothing girly about this one :eek:
Eric Bergeron wrote:
LOL Patrick that sounds just like Mike :) I talk with him everyday on instant messenger so I hear some stuff from him which is really funny. Congrats on the sword looks awesome.


Yeah, Mike's a good guy. He's one of Albions greatest assets.
Re: I'm holding my Big Johnsson!
Patrick Kelly wrote:


Speaking of Albion, yesterday I recieved an e-mail from Mike Sigman stating that my sword had been sent to a customer in New Mexico by mistake


Well, aside from the fact I'm not a customer, I could have lived with it shipping by mistake to somebody in New Mexico, as long as it was me. But I would have given it back, honest.... :D

Great sword, Patrick.... :)
Re: I'm holding my Big Johnsson!
Patrick Kelly wrote:
Speaking of Albion, yesterday I recieved an e-mail from Mike Sigman stating that my sword had been sent to a customer in New Mexico by mistake. I immediately phoned Mike and he answered with a "gotcha". There's obviously a cruel heart lurking beneath that light hearted exterior :eek:



GOTCHA!!!! :p I could not resist doing that. You should have heard the panic in his voice. I could not hold on to long before I had to let him know I was joking. :lol:
Re: I'm holding my Big Johnsson!
Michael Sigman wrote:



GOTCHA!!!! :p I could not resist doing that. You should have heard the panic in his voice. I could not hold on to long before I had to let him know I was joking. :lol:


Pretty brave, Mike. Personally, I'd never pick on a man with a big Johnsson. ;)
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Pretty brave, Mike. Personally, I'd never pick on a man with a big Johnsson. ;)


Only someone as sexy as Mikey can joke about my Big Johnsson ;)
I was able to hold and play with Patrick's Big Johnsson while he was here. :D Swinging around his Johnsson was a lot of fun. I know Patrick is enjoying it. :eek: I bet this makes everyman jealous now!!!
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Jay Barron wrote:
Pretty brave, Mike. Personally, I'd never pick on a man with a big Johnsson. ;)


I have 6 Johnsson's downstairs right now so I do not feel that much in danger. :lol:
You know, this is one of those jokes that just never gets old. :D
Jay Barron wrote:
You know, this is one of those jokes that just never gets old. :D


You know Jay it is important to keep ones Johnsson going as long as possible :eek:
Patrick Kelly wrote:
Jay Barron wrote:
You know, this is one of those jokes that just never gets old. :D


You know Jay it is important to keep ones Johnsson going as long as possible :eek:


I don't know whether Peter feels pleased about these innuendos about virility, or if he's embarrassed. Or if Craig Johnson is feeling jealous! :lol:
Björn Hellqvist wrote:
I don't know whether Peter feels pleased about these innuendos about virility, or if he's embarrassed. Or if Craig Johnson is feeling jealous! :lol:


Well, Peter's "Johnsson" is a little longer than Craig's "Johnson".
Jason Dingledine wrote:
Björn Hellqvist wrote:
I don't know whether Peter feels pleased about these innuendos about virility, or if he's embarrassed. Or if Craig Johnson is feeling jealous! :lol:


Well, Peter's "Johnsson" is a little longer than Craig's "Johnson".


Oy vey!
Jason Dingledine wrote:
Björn Hellqvist wrote:
I don't know whether Peter feels pleased about these innuendos about virility, or if he's embarrassed. Or if Craig Johnson is feeling jealous! :lol:


Well, Peter's "Johnsson" is a little longer than Craig's "Johnson".



Oh, geez
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