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Nathan Robinson
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 1:45 pm    Post subject: Help         Reply with quote

Help. I've been kidnapped.
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 3:14 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Oh, that is just awful... Don't worry, we'll work on getting you free. *But*... just in case we can't... can I have your sword collection in that case? You know, I'll take care of it while you're not around and if you ever do get free, well, surely I'd be givin' 'em right back. Really. Trust me... Big Grin
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 4:09 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

No, Scott, I think it would be best if we auctioned off his collection to help raise the ransom.
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 4:11 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

I guess you will experience what is known as the "Uppsala Syndrome". It is very similar to the "Stockholm Syndrome" (not least because the cities are just some 50 miles apart), but with a big difference - whenever a resident of Uppsala is involved (in this case Peter Johnsson), you will develop a compulsion to buy all swords made by him. So, you're in a Catch-22 situation. You'll need your money to pay the ransom, but all your money will go to new swords. Nice knowing you, Nathan. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 4:24 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Roger Hooper wrote:
No, Scott, I think it would be best if we auctioned off his collection to help raise the ransom.


Well, you are probably right. Guess I just wasn't thinking... hee, hee... And look, if we auction them off and save Nathan, then it will also serve as an object lesson about running around with strange swordmaking people.... Big Grin Happy Big Grin
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 4:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Help         Reply with quote

The Borg knows your weakness, Nathan ...... I'm afraid your done for !

Guess we'll just have to name this place The Married Man's Armoury ..... right Patrick & Björn *g*

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Help. I've been kidnapped.

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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 7:20 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

To be perfectly honest, this kidnapped thing has absolutely nothing to do with swords or sword makers......
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 8:18 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Uh oh... are you trying to tell us something Nathan?
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 8:45 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Nathan Robinson wrote:
To be perfectly honest, this kidnapped thing has absolutely nothing to do with swords or sword makers......


I knew this was going to happen. I read the sign and saw it coming, yes I did.

As I told you Thursday night, shut up and go ! Wink

Don't let him kid you folks, there's no kidnapping involved. This boy went willingly.
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Sep, 2003 10:57 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Nathan Robinson wrote:
To be perfectly honest, this kidnapped thing has absolutely nothing to do with swords or sword makers......


What's her name? Happy
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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 4:48 am    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Yep..My heart was kidnapped on friday night by an evil terrorist lady...so nathan tell all about this young lass..


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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 8:39 am    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Björn Hellqvist wrote:
What's her name? Happy

Really, I'd tell you all about her, but I'm all tied up right now and.. well, I really don't have the energy to type.

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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 10:39 am    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Nathan Robinson wrote:
Björn Hellqvist wrote:
What's her name? Happy

Really, I'd tell you all about her, but I'm all tied up right now and.. well, I really don't have the energy to type.


Well, that sounds kinky! Laughing Out Loud
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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 2:55 pm    Post subject: hehehehehehe         Reply with quote

you go girl........ Laughing Out Loud

whip it...

whip it good....

hehehehehehehehe

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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 2:58 pm    Post subject: Re: hehehehehehe         Reply with quote

Randal Graham wrote:
you go girl........ Laughing Out Loud

whip it...

whip it good....

hehehehehehehehe


Do I sense an old Devo fan here? Big Grin
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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 3:03 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

...who you callin old....

:0)

(...sigh...) yeah, DEVO, I still dig em.

poor nathan...
... he'll never be the same...

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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 3:37 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Randal Graham wrote:
...who you callin old....

:0)

(...sigh...) yeah, DEVO, I still dig em.

poor nathan...
... he'll never be the same...


Huh. Seems like Nathan is the victim of a few DEVO song titles: "Girl U Want", "Ton O' Luv", "Strange Pursuit" and "The Day My Baby Gave Me A Surprise". A couple more titles spring to mind, but this is a family-oriented site Wink
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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 3:56 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

We're showing our age gentlemen. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 4:02 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Patrick Kelly wrote:
We're showing our age gentlemen. Razz


Yup, we do! Peter, you and I were born in 1965, I believe. It's time for a youngster like Nathan to settle down. Do you think it will be a swordpoint wedding?
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PostPosted: Tue 30 Sep, 2003 4:06 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

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Yup, we do! Peter, you and I were born in 1965, I believe. It's time for a youngster like Nathan to settle down. Do you think it will be a swordpoint wedding?


Regardless of the implements of persuassion used I think it's time for young Nathan to do his part to repopulate the species.

He needs to hurry up and come back. We're having far too much fun at his expense.
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