New Englanders and the Weather ! -- myArmoury.com

Thomas McDonald · myArmoury Alumni

>Thought this was good enough to pass along.....
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>60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>People in New England sunbathe.
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>50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
>People in New England plant gardens.
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>40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.
>People in New England drive with the windows down.
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>32 F: Distilled water freezes.
>Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets thicker.
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>20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
>People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
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>15 F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
>People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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>0 F: All the people in Miami die.
>New Englanders close the windows.
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>10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.
>The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
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>25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
>People in New England get out their winter coats.
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>40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
>People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
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>100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North
>Pole.
>New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
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>460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute
>zero on the Kelvin scale).
>People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
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>500 below zero: Hell freezes over.
>The Red Sox win the World Series.

Eric Bergeron · Posted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 10:24 pm Post subject:

LOL Thomas those are funny I like the 500 below one thats good :)

Robert Zamoida · Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 4:36 am Post subject:

Hey Mac, you forgot the beach volleyball! I've played when it was 40 and below! :lol:

Duncan Amos · Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 5:50 pm Post subject:

It's so true. It was a warm day today at 37. Drove home with the sunroof open.

Duncan

Matt Corbin · Posted: Fri 06 Feb, 2004 11:14 am Post subject:

I think if it got up to 37 here, we'd be grilling steaks in the front yard.

Scott Bubar · Posted: Fri 06 Feb, 2004 7:13 pm Post subject:

Ayuh.

Well, here's one New Englander who would really rather be here at the moment:

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Alexi Goranov · myArmoury Alumni

Well Scott,

I do not know about that. I 'd rather walk in the freezing cold, having rain/snow/sleet/whatever-the@#%&*-was-the-thing falling from the sky today :D

Alexi

Ken Jay · Posted: Sat 07 Feb, 2004 8:08 am Post subject:

Wow! You New Englanders are a hardy bunch. This SoCal boy stands in awe and shock. I really really wish I could be so manly - guess I'll have to settle for this instead...

Eric Bergeron · Posted: Sat 07 Feb, 2004 9:24 am Post subject:

haha well I was talking with someone from Florida lastnight said it was going to drop into the 50's and they would have to put on extra clothing to sleep in I started laughing real hard.

Ryan Harger · Posted: Mon 09 Feb, 2004 9:09 pm Post subject:

Lol. North Arkansas has surprising seasons, especially for us ourselves. :p It can get up to 110(or more, though not normal) and people complain it's hot. Meh. Or it can get ten below(or less) and people complain it's cold. Meh. I wear windpants and a t-shirt all year long, no jackets no goves. Perhaps if people wouldn't be so afraid of the weather and try to stay at their temperature, they wouldn't have to? :p