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Thomas McDonald
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PostPosted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 12:26 pm    Post subject: New Englanders and the Weather !         Reply with quote

>Thought this was good enough to pass along.....
>
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>60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>People in New England sunbathe.
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>50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
>People in New England plant gardens.
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>40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.
>People in New England drive with the windows down.
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>32 F: Distilled water freezes.
>Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets thicker.
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>20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
>People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
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>15 F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
>People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
>0 F: All the people in Miami die.
>New Englanders close the windows.
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>10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.
>The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
>
>25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
>People in New England get out their winter coats.
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>40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
>People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
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>100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North
>Pole.
>New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
>
>460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute
>zero on the Kelvin scale).
>People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
>500 below zero: Hell freezes over.
>The Red Sox win the World Series.

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Eric Bergeron




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PostPosted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 10:24 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

LOL Thomas those are funny I like the 500 below one thats good Happy
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PostPosted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 4:36 am    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Hey Mac, you forgot the beach volleyball! I've played when it was 40 and below! Laughing Out Loud
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Duncan Amos




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PostPosted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 5:50 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

It's so true. It was a warm day today at 37. Drove home with the sunroof open.

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Matt Corbin




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PostPosted: Fri 06 Feb, 2004 11:14 am    Post subject:         Reply with quote

I think if it got up to 37 here, we'd be grilling steaks in the front yard.
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Scott Bubar




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PostPosted: Fri 06 Feb, 2004 7:13 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Ayuh.

Well, here's one New Englander who would really rather be here at the moment:


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PostPosted: Fri 06 Feb, 2004 7:30 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Well Scott,

I do not know about that. I 'd rather walk in the freezing cold, having rain/snow/sleet/whatever-the@#%&*-was-the-thing falling from the sky today Big Grin

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Ken Jay




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PostPosted: Sat 07 Feb, 2004 8:08 am    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Wow! You New Englanders are a hardy bunch. This SoCal boy stands in awe and shock. I really really wish I could be so manly - guess I'll have to settle for this instead...
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Eric Bergeron




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PostPosted: Sat 07 Feb, 2004 9:24 am    Post subject:         Reply with quote

haha well I was talking with someone from Florida lastnight said it was going to drop into the 50's and they would have to put on extra clothing to sleep in I started laughing real hard.
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Ryan Harger




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PostPosted: Mon 09 Feb, 2004 9:09 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

Lol. North Arkansas has surprising seasons, especially for us ourselves. Razz It can get up to 110(or more, though not normal) and people complain it's hot. Meh. Or it can get ten below(or less) and people complain it's cold. Meh. I wear windpants and a t-shirt all year long, no jackets no goves. Perhaps if people wouldn't be so afraid of the weather and try to stay at their temperature, they wouldn't have to? Razz
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