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Joshua Hemingway





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PostPosted: Thu 18 Sep, 2003 2:40 pm    Post subject: How to Bathe a Cat....         Reply with quote

HOW TO BATHE A CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

4. In one smooth swift movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both lids (you may need to stand on the lid (so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION!!!!!!

Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will
be reaching out for any surface they find. The cat will self-agitate and
make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three to four times. This provides a "power wash and
rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where
he will dry himself.

Big Grin Idea WTF?!

J. Hemingway
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Michael L Smith




Location: Mt. Pocono, PA
Joined: 24 Aug 2003

Posts: 40

PostPosted: Thu 18 Sep, 2003 6:00 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

I don't know about this. You have to go to sleep sometime and I'm willing to bet the cat remembers just who did what to him. Besides I have six of the little beggars. I might get the first one in there, but the others would quickly catch a clue and head for the hills.

My wife was taking a bubble bath a few years back. One of the cats wandered into the bathroom, decided my wife was being dipped for fleas, and stayed by the tub to commiserate with her. When I appeared on the scene, he figured he must be next and quickly got the heck out of Dodge.

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Ben Sweet




Location: 831
Joined: 21 Aug 2003

Posts: 512

PostPosted: Thu 18 Sep, 2003 6:16 pm    Post subject:         Reply with quote

funny...might try that the next time my cat gets herself into something she should'nt....

about 3 months ago I was getting ready to do a load of laundry when I had the soap poured in and the lid open I go to do something and I hear this crazy flopping around noise, go back to the laundry room and see my pure white cat licking laundry soap off her fat body on the floor (oh no the craps to come!) that soap was all over her the machine and floor that flopping around noise was her trying to get her dumb arse out while soaped up before I got back Laughing Out Loud anyways...I pick her up take her over to the kitchen sink and turn on the water so its warm, grab her neck like you see a mother cat do to her kittens, jerk her head around by her neck a little till her tail curled up under her ass then stuck her in the sinck and washed her with one hand while giving her neck a squeez and a jerk to the left and right with my other hand to keep her that way relaxed.....not a single problem at all washing her Cool and no runs Exclamation
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Eric L.




Location: Netherland
Joined: 21 Sep 2003

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PostPosted: Sun 21 Sep, 2003 9:18 am    Post subject:         Reply with quote

What do you do if you flush the "little critter". Big Grin
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