O god that's priceless :lol: :lol: Sometimes I think we take this hobby a little too seriously. It's nice to see that you guys have such a great sense of humor. :D

Bwaaaaahhh!!!! You made my day, Albion! Thanks. :)

Priceless! :p

I had a feeling it might be a spoof - but that's an absolute gem!

Nice one, guys!

:lol:

LMAO best one I got all day! :D :) :D :) :D

Hey Mike, if you're reading this, I want to cancel my order for the NextGen Poitiers and get a Type A Swizzle sword instead! :lol:

I love Peter's facial expressions! (By the way, just kidding about my order ;) ) -Ted

Dear Sirs,

I already own this line of swords. In fact, I am sure (well I think maybe) that I even trademarked and copyrighted it. Thus all rights based on consumption (I mean discovery) are mine!

However, seeing it is the guys from Albion I can see my way clear to licensce the rights for a 90% discount on all future purchases (I'll take one of everything I don't already have).

Cheers,

John Burley

I now have a mission! I will endevour to use my international assests (i.e. my ability to walk down town to the bar) and try to find new and rare swords of this variety. I'll keep you informed (if I can still type at that time). :D :cool:

I remember my younger days, surfing the web, finding a site that sold swords and armour and had as it's mascot an armoured cat (usually wearing a goggle-type viking helm). Somehow I never made the conection between Albion the Armoured Cat of those days, and Albion Armorers as I know it now. Thanks for the memory (and if you happen to have a picture of Albion in that viking helm (or a bascinet) I'd love to get a copy)!

-Grey

Fo-Shizzle!! :cool:

That's rich! Very, very funny!

I actually do have one of these on a shelf with some miniature arms and armour I made/bought.

I'm not seeing the cat on the Fool's Typology page. Am I looking in the wrong place?

I remember one aprils fools joke Albion did where they had an executioners kit. Is that page still available somewhere? I've searched for it but come up with nada. I remember the text was hillarious.

Here is my re-imagined graphic of the "ALBION CAT " using PHOTOSHOP: Hope you enjoy it. :D

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That's pretty good Jean! Though my favorite is the "samurai cat." :lol: -Ted

I saved that page, so here's the sales rap!

NEW!
The Chop-n-Mop™ Executioner's Kit!

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Our Executioner's Kit comes complete with the Double-Whammy Axe/Mop™ and Deluxe Chopping Block with Comfo-Smooth Chin Rest™. But wait - that's not all! Order today and you'll also get the Kwik-Catch Noggin Bucket™ with removable Mop Squeegee.

Suppress the mess!

Hey Bjorn,
Is there a cleaning/sharpening service? Or a warranty? After all, there were many historical figures who were so thick-headed that you'd probably do more damage to the axe! I say that figurtively (Cromwell), and literally (Henry VIII) :!: :lol:

Ted