Where did the englishman go to buy his estoc
the tuckshop

:p :p :p :lol:
LOVE it. A great joke.

Tod
The trouble is that only British people will likely get the joke.
Unless having no truck with tuck.

:) :)
Roger Hooper wrote:
The trouble is that only British people will likely get the joke.
i'm ok with this, getting a laugh at all is the goal of this pun
Roger Hooper wrote:
The trouble is that only British people will likely get the joke.


It's okay, the rest of us have Google. We'll laugh later. Promise.

Matthew
For the sake of international relations I will give the English translation of this joke.

Estoc = French name for this sword type and the name by which it is generally known

Tuck = English name for this sword

When at school the sweet shop was known as the 'Tuck shop', a word every English person knows, although 'tuck' is also slang for food.

But in case William wants to labour his rather good pun, and to confuse the issue, he lives in Australia and there I believe tuck and tucker are used much more than in the UK, so perhaps his twist on the pun is different to mine.

Either way that should hopefully enlighten all. Although the joke will now be ruined, hopefully you can appreciate it.

Tod
With the sweet shop reference, I just might have a connection as well. Tucks/estocs are dedicated thrusters and even suggested ancestors of the rapier right?

Well when some think of sweets, they think of the dentist.
And what is one of the main things one would be reminded of when thinking of the dentist?

Those damn creepy little sticker tools they use, that's what! ;)
good one from another aussie :D
Don't quit your day job, William.

Jon
im canadian and i got that

although thats probably from the absurd amount of books i used to read
nothin to do with bein canadinan (probably)
Leo Todeschini wrote:
For the sake of international relations I will give the English translation of this joke.

Estoc = French name for this sword type and the name by which it is generally known

Tuck = English name for this sword

When at school the sweet shop was known as the 'Tuck shop', a word every English person knows, although 'tuck' is also slang for food.

But in case William wants to labour his rather good pun, and to confuse the issue, he lives in Australia and there I believe tuck and tucker are used much more than in the UK, so perhaps his twist on the pun is different to mine.

Either way that should hopefully enlighten all. Although the joke will now be ruined, hopefully you can appreciate it.

Tod
we also use the term 'tuckshop' for food shops in school here and the word tucker as slang

this was mainly intended for my circle of friends here in australia, however..... the problem is that almpost noone in my reenactment circle knows that an english term for an estoc is a tuck....

i'm getting the reverse issue here, p[eople know a english estoc is a tuck but not as many know what a tuickshop is....

well at least i got ONE person to laugh at it....
Well I know for a fact that if Glennan Carnie or Martin Francis (forumites) had read this, they would both have got it too, so call it a round 3!

Tod
Secretly, I chuckled at this.

However, I've refrained from posting as I don't like to encourage such reckless use of puns. There might be grown-ups reading.
"He who would pun would pick a pocket."

Jon

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