Monday:
9 am – 12 am: Visit doctor to have the stitches from last weeks ”field-trip” removed
12 am – 1 pm: Lunch
1 pm – 4 pm: Lecture: Biblical relics (remember to read ”How I found the grail and lost it again”, by prof. H. Jones JR. of Chicago University)
4 pm – 6 pm: Lecture: Responsible archaology (CANCELLED)
Notes: remember to cancel the tickets for the Rolling Stones concert, I've had enough ”rolling stones” in the past few days.

Tuesday:
10 am – 1 pm: Lecture: Field operations (remember explosives manual and safety glasses)
1 pm – 2 pm: Lunch (remember; the doctor said NO snake suprise)
2 pm – 4 pm: Whip practice (remember to bring bandages)
Notes: remember to pick up feodora and leather jacket at the drycleaners

Wednesday:
Field-trip to India (entire day): Find the Sankara stones (remember anti-crocodile spray and thick leather gloves)

Thursday:
10 am – 12 am: Lecture: How to avoid negative confrontations with forigen cultures while digging abroad (CANCELLED – use the time to read the pamplet ”It Belongs in a Museum”)
12 am – 1 pm: Lunch
1 pm – 3 pm: Lecture: The hazards of field-archaeology. Todays topic; nazies and their tanks
3 pm – 6 pm: Flying lessons. Remember; learn how to land!
6 pm – 8 pm: Therapy-group; how to overcome fear of snakes

Friday:
9- am – 11 am: Pick up parcel from dad at the postoffice
11 am – 1 pm: Study-group meeting and brunch – evaluation of field-trip to India (remember not to make fun of Joe's missing hand)
1 pm – 3 pm: Lecture: Cooperation and coordination with other archaeologists in the field (remember to read ”Everything you have got, I can take from you” by René Belloq)
3 pm – 5 pm: Self-defence class. Today topic; revolvers and their usefulness against swords
Notes: Remember to pick up ”Govermental conspiracies; The lost Ark” at the library.

Saturday:
12 am – 2 pm: Shooting practice (remember to bring the gun – last time was SO embarrasing)
8 pm: Party (wear the new feodora and khaki shirt, remember to leave the machete at home)

Sunday:
11 am – 4 pm: Wisit the theme-park with friends (CANCELLED, no more rollercoaster rides after that field-trip to India!)
Notes: Make homework for mondays first lesson; read ”10 years in Tibet” by M. Ravenwood.



I was bored - and I have just seen the three Indiana Jones movies, so I wrote this.

But, actually I am a student of archaeology.


/Jakob

:lol: Thanks for the laugh. I just got done with a long day of classes as well and needed that... Alex

Well, as a wearer of fedoras, I would advise you have them properly cleaned and blocked rather than taking them to the dry cleaners. Otherwise, that was just down right funny. Should I be worried that everysingle one those made sense to me?

-Oh, and don't read the other students eye-lids.

I plan to use this picture if I ever become a professor and have an office:


-Grey

P.S. aside from the machete, this really has nothing to do with arms or armour, does it?

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This is all interesting stuff, but I'd really like to point out that this forum is about the discussion of arms and armour. We stray a lot on this site, and often have to allow ourselves freedom to discuss things that are only vaguely related, but some things, like this, are a bit further astray than I'd like them to be.

Oh, sorry then. I must have misinterpreted the meaning of the words off-topic....


/Jakob

Not being sarcastic - not intentionally anyways....

Off-topic - but still on the general topic of the forum. I'll remember that....

My bad then.


/Jakob

hehe, well off topic or otherwise, that was still a good laugh, and I'll bring it in to my archaeology instructors when classes start up :lol: Nicely done! Especially "hazards of field-archaeology" :-D