Arrrr! Avast ye! Today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day". Arrr!

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Aye, that it be, mate. Dogs ahoy!

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! a pirate's life for me!

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack,
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack,
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! a pirate's life for me!

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me!

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves,
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me!

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me!

Shiver me timbers, me hearties. Nary oft' a wee bit o' shine like this day comes along. So lift up a dark and stormy and get loaded to the gunwales.

ARRRGH!!!!

Avast me mates! Let me be the first to pass around the grog. ARRRGH! <insterts piratical smiley which this forum despretly needs; wink wink, nudge nudge, hint hint>