Posts: 5,739 Location: Wichita, Kansas
Fri 03 Nov, 2006 10:39 am
The last two swords I ordered from Albion were the St. Maurice and the Svante. The St. Maurice arrived in two weeks, record time I thought. Apparently Albion just happened to have the components on hand at that time and we got lucky, or rather Greg got lucky. I still think it was unfair for him to get his sword in two weeks whereas I had to wait six months. :p Yes, it was about six months to the day on delivery for the Svante. Was I happy about this? No. Did it make me want to jump on the bandwagon and vilify Albion here because they didn't meet the "reasonable expectations" they had set in place? No.
In reality this is exactly what I was expecting. The Svante has a long production time, probably one of, if not the longest in Albions line-up and they only make so many of them a year. Consequently, I was expecting a long wait. So when Mike told me there would be a delay because Peter was redesigning the guard, I shrugged my shoulders and basically adopted a "whatever" attitude. I won't deny it was a bit frustrating as I was very eager to take posession of one of the coolest swords out there, but it did give me the opportunity to raze Mike with a few phone calls of "Where's my sword b**ch!" (actually, the first time I planned on doing that to him Amy answered the phone, so I'm glad I waited for voice recognition first!) It also gave Greg plenty of opportunity to rib me with repeated questions of, "Is it here yet, is it here?" It actually became something of a running joke between us. In the end the Svante arrived just about when I expected it to and now hangs in a conspicuous place in my display room. I now have two swords in my collection I'd never consider selling unless some severe unseen calamity occurs, that's one of them.
These things may be made using a lot of modern machinery but there's still a huge amount of handwork involved and that means a certain amount of variance from sword to sword. If a person simply can't deal with that they need to go down to the mall and buy a Marto, or something from United Cutlery (hurry because they just filed Chapter 11). That way you'll get a sword that will be exactly the same as every other one like it. That should meet any "reasonable expectation" of conformity and, quite frankly, it will be what that person deserves. If a buyer sets the expectation of a new sword automatically fitting an existing scabbard then that's an expectation they've set, not the company and in reality it's not a very realistic one. If you expect that kind of conformity you'd better stick with cell phones and MP3's not swords. Your bad not Albions. They've never made that kind of guarantee, just like they've never claimed the production example would look exactly like the
concept drawing. In fact, they've pointed out numerous times this isn't the case. If your sword
has to look exactly like the drawing, if the grip color
has to be exactly as you envision it, if you absolutely
can't tolerate any variance in the technical stats the sword possesses, then you'd better stick with that Marto sword because an organic object with a lot of involved handwork isn't for you.
People wonder why Albion doesn't really get involved in on-line forums anymore. The fact is they're not alone, many custom makers and production companies long ago left the crazy net behind. They simply got tired of being given "expert" advice they didn't ask for, being vilified at every turn when the sky began to fall because someones sword was late and being lectured by idiots who wouldn't know a Vince Evans from a Bud K. As Howy pointed out, only a fraction of their business can be traced to internet websites like this, he's told me perhaps no more than one percent. (sorry if that was confidential Howy but I think it's very relevant here) Can our resident marketing genius tell me if this is worth it given the gain/loss, publicity/aggrivation ratio? Albion is selling swords as fast as they can make them and expanding globally, they must be doing something right, all in spite of not following our expert advice. We sit around at our computers spouting wisdom and think we're someone in this "community" of smoke and mirrors, in reality we're pretty small potatoes people. The real knowledgeable people, the serious collectors any successful company wants to court, are too busy doing real research, too busy giving serious study to the actual martial application of these swords we love so much, writing papers and books on antique arms. They're people with money who buy half a dozen swords at a time and come back for more time after time, not some poor college student who only buys one sword then complains the grip color or the
point of balance doesn't meet his expectations. They aren't waisting their time hanging out on the crazy net.
Albion isn't perfect, lord knows I've been incredibly frustrated with them at certain points in the past. However, I've been doing business with Albion since they were operating out of Howy and Amys basement and I'll continue to do so. In the end they aren't perfect but they're doing the best job they can to bring us the best product possible. I happen to think it's the best product of its kind on the planet, being made by imperfect but darned good people. So I'm willing to put up with a few bumps in the road along the way. I know it's frustrating at times but if a person demands that kind of perfection, they're better off entering a Chinese monastery and drawing pictures in the sand, rather than dealing with swords.